daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

  • me literally every fucking day: HOW ABOUT YOU PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR HAMSTER HOLE AND STOP MAKING GENERALIZATIONS ABOUT GROUPS OF PEOPLE YOU YELLOW BELLIED SON OF A SCREWDRIVER