papillonwolla:

The world isn’t ready for this take but I’m bringing it anyway

ediblewishez:

how big did dr frankenstein make the creatures…. you know….

maryshellies:

Victor Frankenstein: The human body is too intricate and complex, so I’m going to make my monster 8 feet tall with humongous features to simplify the process.

Me:

knightwing14:

If you were to have sex with Frankenstein’s Monster, could that be considered an orgy? Since he’s made of multiple people?

langernameohnebedeutung:

Some of you didn’t grow up hidden in a hovel learning the English language and the intricacies of human interaction by listening in on a peasant family that you grew up thinking of as your own but who ultimately rejected you when you first introduced yourself and it shows

celero-loves-dragons:

daywatch:

evilsupplyco:

So when YOU sew a bunch of unmatched parts together, it is “a quilt” and “a beautiful gift” and “will assuredly become a family heirloom” but when I sew a bunch of unmatched parts together it is “A MONSTER” and “AN ABOMINATION, AN AFFRONT TO THE GODS” and goes on “A MURDEROUS KILLING SPREE.”

Well MAYBE if you BOTHERED TO NAME HIM or I don’t know, DIDN’T BECOME DEATHLY ILL FROM THE SIGHT OF HIM MOVING we wouldn’t HAVE THIS PROBLEM

these are my parents talking to each other about me

celero-loves-dragons:

daywatch:

evilsupplyco:

So when YOU sew a bunch of unmatched parts together, it is “a quilt” and “a beautiful gift” and “will assuredly become a family heirloom” but when I sew a bunch of unmatched parts together it is “A MONSTER” and “AN ABOMINATION, AN AFFRONT TO THE GODS” and goes on “A MURDEROUS KILLING SPREE.”

Well MAYBE if you BOTHERED TO NAME HIM or I don’t know, DIDN’T BECOME DEATHLY ILL FROM THE SIGHT OF HIM MOVING we wouldn’t HAVE THIS PROBLEM

these are my parents talking to each other about me

thatgirlwiththememes:

crow–teeth:

crow–teeth:

normal bird

I was born with the gift of hands and I’m going to make that everyone else’s problem

vladtheunfollower:

pussy juice can bleach black fabrics and I think that’s very beautiful and powerful

hmsindecision:

Some person: Circumcision is bad

Me: I agree, I don’t think that non-essential surgical procedures on an infant for aesthetic reasons is appropriate in any case

Some person: FGM and circumcision are the exact same thing and I can’t hear discussions of FGM without constantly bringing up circumcision, I honestly believe that removing an infant’s foreskin is the same thing as removing a 12-year-old girl’s labia and clitoris and sewing her vagina closed

Me: I will come to your house and cut your dick off myself

dannyelfmemes:

dateaboysuggestions:

date a boy who doesn’t use racial or homophobic slurs